Karkat and Roxy

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You and the stranger both like Homestuck.

Stranger: hye

Stranger: *hey

You: WHO ARE YOU?

Stranger: i aksed you first

Stranger: (asked

Stranger: *

You: NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T!

Stranger: fine

Stranger: im a girl

Stranger: drink girl

Stranger: *drink

Stranger: *drink

Stranger: (drunk

You: SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU'RE NOT VERY HELPFUL...

Stranger: am i supposed to be?

You: YOU ARE SUPOSED TO TELL ME YOUR NAME YOU HUMAN NOOKSUCKER.

Stranger: you tell me yours first

Stranger: hows that woudn

Stranger: *sound

You: NO. I ASKED YOU FIRST AND YOU SAID ABSOLUTLY NOTHING ON THE MATTER.

Stranger: you want first or surnamre

Stranger: *surnamre

Stranger: *surname

You: BOTH.

Stranger: will you give me both

Stranger: fine whatever i got bored

Stranger: roxy lalonde

You: I'M KARKAT VANTAS.

Stranger: nice to meet you

Stranger: seirolsy

Stranger: whatever

You: WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING?

Stranger: i didn't know i was

Your conversational partner has disconnected.